Easy Rules for Baracko Bingo:
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Baracko Bingo" card.
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D., Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City
“The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver
Heh! Ain't it the truth, Moogie??? That gave me a chuckle this am. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to play on the grounds I'd have to pay entirely too much attention. I've seen more than enough of him already and all his speeches (the ones I watched, in the beginning) seem to be interchangeable anyway. All y'all just go on ahead; I'll catch up in 2012.
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