Wednesday, November 9, 2011

A Snark From Today's Inbox





5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:



 

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble, and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


Ah.  Number 3.

6 comments:

  1. Ah! Yes...Number 3!

    But, Number 2, too!!!

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  2. Indeed, number three. My thought exactly :-)

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  3. Numbah FOUR. There's one lucky SOB still drawin' breath because I decided I couldn't do the time. Or The Chair. But I did give it a lot o' thought.

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  4. Heheheheh. #4 for me as well.

    Have to swipe these for my FB status.

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