Sunday, June 20, 2010

Is Moogie's Imagination Off the Leash -- or On Target?

You might recall that Moogie (aliases, Mrs. Peel or April Dancer) is a deep mole in some liberal fundraising organizations.

It looks like my cover might be about to be blown! I received this email today:

Supporter Number 10284611X Supporter Name MoogieP Supporter Contribution Status as of 05/12/2010 Pending

We were reviewing our supporter records and saw that you had not yet made an online gift to the DSCC. The November elections feature a huge and ever-shifting map.

And Karl Rove's American Crossroads group just announced on Friday that it is
turning the full force of its fundraising machine against no fewer than eleven
Democratic candidates.

The DSCC is counting on every one of our grassroots supporters to defeat Republicans and defend President Obama in November. We can't win without your help. Would you consider making a contribution today? Even $5 will make a difference in races from coast to coast.

Please click here to make a gift of $5 or more to the DSCC.

When you give to the DSCC, you'll become part of a powerful grassroots force that has helped elect 14 new Democrats to the Senate since 2006. There is no path to
victory in November without the support of committed Democrats just like you.
Please consider making an immediate donation.

Thank you.

J.B. Poersch

P.S.: Even a gift of $5 will make a difference in November.
Please become a supporter of the DSCC today. We need your help to win in

Paid for by the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee,,
and not authorized by any candidate or candidate's committee.

Soooo, they're keeping records and realized that Moogie hasn't fed the kitty yet while accepting all their fascinating emails just brimming with "strategy" -- and panhandling.

Do you suppose they'll cut me off or, heaven forbid, stop sending me "personal" emails from Organizing For America or -- gasp! -- the Young President himself!?!?!

As long as the black helicopters and guys wearing sunglasses and squiggly cords coming out of their ears stay away, I'm good, and the mission continues.

If I disappear, send cookies to Gitmo or Sujiatun prison camp, and tell my family I love them.

(To get a secret message to Moogie in confinement -- the password is "Wolverine!!" And a working knowledge of Chinese might be valuable.)


  1. Heh. Didn't "they" tell ya undercover work was dangerous? You musta known this, goin' in...

    re: Do you suppose they'll cut me off or...

    Not a chance. The RNC still send me begging letters and I haven't given them a dime since August '08. You'd think they'd have got the message by now, wouldn't ya?

  2. I think they think our message is in code!

  3. Well Moogie, I just happen to know a young fellow that is quite fluent in Chinese (Mandarin). I'm pretty sure he'll hep me out at stiffening your resolve while you is being re-edjumacated.

    I doubt the DSCC will cut you off. Heck, I still get solicitations from Mother Earth News, Greenpeace, Mary Landrieu, Columbia House, and The First United Bank of Nigeria...all of which I put in the same dump bin.

    I promise I won't give you up, Emma.

  4. It's good to know that someone's got my back!