Saturday, September 3, 2011


A little COLLEGE GAMEDAY Saturday humor, stolen from Facebook, as TS Lee bears down on Moogie's Mansion.  I figured I might as well post something while I still have power!

A guy is driving around the back woods of Arkansas and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:

'Talking Dog For Sale'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.

I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a bunch of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back In and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?!?'

'Because he's a liar...
He's never been out of the yard'
I don't think Bouie would lie like that.
Woooo Pig Soooiiieee!!!!!!


  1. Bwahahahahahahahaha! Good one, Moogie!

    Let's get this show on the road...

  2. Fifteen minutes til the Auburn kickoff! That TCU/Baylor game last night was something -- SIL#1 is not a happy man today, but he has tickets to the LSU game so that could take a little of the sting out of it.


  3. Auburn did what my Beavs could not - rally against a crappy team and come up with a win.

    I will be in pouting mode for the next several days.

  4. Sorry about your Beavs, Inno. 'Tis the season for full frontal pouting, on occasion.

    But, it's FOOTBALL season!!!!

  5. Yay football! And yay me stealing that joke!

  6. Moogie, just a humor update (or "an" humor update...dunno which be correck).

    I have told this joke 6 times now, getting better and more interesting each time. I modified it to the dog, "Deacon," working for the State Police BI in inner cities, and then "Deacon" moving on to work for the Army in terrorist villages in Afghanistan & Iraq before retiring back home in the country where he was born and raised.

    Tonight at work, we almost had to take a Respiratory Therapist, and a dear lady from Housekeeping to the ER when I delivered the punch line.

    This is a bitchin' joke! I puts me in mind of the stuff my beloved Granddaddy (may God rest his soul) used to come out with. Sept. 8 was his birthday, too. God, I miss him. Every. Stinkin'. Day.

    I'll bet he originally came up with that one.