Thursday, May 26, 2011

From the Inbox -- A Practical Solution to the Birther Issue

In today's email -- now, why didn't I think of this?!?!

Dear President Obama:

I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and foremost, I will be asking that you return the United States of America to its August 20th, 1959 borders, so that Hawaii is no longer a state and thus you are no longer a citizen...

With utmost respect,

Bibi Netanyahu
Prime Minister - Israel

It'd be a sacrifice, but I'd be willing to dump Hawaii . . . .


  1. NO! Not Hawaii! We've only got a year and a half left... you can stand on your head for that long. And here's the kicker: President Biden. Think on that.

  2. Japan wanted Hawaii really bad about 65 years ago. Maybe they're still interested...

  3. You have a point, Buck, but I think Biden might be easier to "handle" than BO.

    The way things are going in Japan, everyone there might appreciate having an annex, Inno!