Presidents' Day will probably never be the same after 2016. If there are future presidents. I mean, other than the Emperor who occupies the White House at present. I just don't see him willingly packing up and moving on. There's still a lot of Hope and Change to be bulldozed out there, and he is so very skilled at operating the bulldozer.
In just a few short years he has managed to throw a sixth of the nation's economy into turmoil with a few deft strokes of his magic Executive Order pen. I ran into an old friend at last week's wedding who recently retired from the health insurance biz. She says she left just in time -- clients have been increasingly asking her what's going to happen to this or that provision under Obamacare, and what's the cost going to be for this or that policy, and the only answer she could give them was, "I don't know. I don't know. I don't KNOW!!!"
Apparently neither does the White House. Nor Congress.
So, on this Presidents' Day, to let the current occupant of the West Wing know what we think of him, I think we should encourage him to stay in good health by exercising. Toward that end, we should send him a little gift -- how about a warm-up suit made by a small American company that sells its products in France? Here is the label that provides cleaning instructions:
Don't you think he'll love it!
Quick! Someone hide the keys to the heavy equipment!