There has been a video circulating on Facebook this week that features dog owners playing a
"disappearing" trick on their pets. Some of them get really agitated and search for their people. We decided to try it on the girls.
They didn't seem too concerned about Pepper's sudden ceasing-to-exist.
I bet they'd be a little more panicky if no one showed back up by suppertime!
Friday, June 29, 2018
Saturday, June 16, 2018
A Golf Tale
I'm a little idea-deprived in the blog post department.
Sometimes we just need to default to low-hanging fruit. So in the spirit of Pepper's finally convincing me to watch golf on tv, willingly, I forthwith offer this memorialization of the "Day That Phil Mickelson (probably) Lost It."
This is US Open week -- a big tournament, one of "The Majors," one of the four tournaments in Golf's Grand Slam. A title coveted by anyone who has ever swung a club. The only one of the four that Ol' Lefty is missing.
He's not likely to win this year's US Open Trophy after today.
It seems that Phil was feeling a little frustrated during today's round (and some commentators speculate that he committed his violation of the rules to protest the placement of the cups on the greens), so when his bogey putt ran past the cup on the 13th, he chased down the ball and putted it back toward the cup while it was still rolling.
That is apparently a near-hanging-offense in the PGA.
He was assessed an automatic 2-stroke penalty and wound up with a crushing 10 on the par 4 hole.
He explained that he didn't mean any disrespect by committing the offense; that he simply didn't want the ball to roll off the green leaving him with Lord knows how many extra shots to hole it. Of course he also said, “I’ve had multiple times where I’ve wanted to do that, I just finally did.”
I'm afraid the Rules Committee may have gone in search of a rope.
Oh well, the College World Series kicks off tomorrow and my Omahawgs will be there! Wooo Pig! Tuck Fexas (as we used to cheer back in the day)!!
Happy Fathers Day Eve!
Friday, June 15, 2018
An Anniversary to Remember
On June 10, 1978, Pepper and I watched as Affirmed won the Triple Crown by edging out Alydar in the Belmont.We were on our 1-day honeymoon at DeGray Lodge in an Arkansas state park on Lake DeGray. We had eaten our Wedding Night dinner at Glynn's Truck Stop in Arkadelphia on our was to the Lodge after our Friday night wedding. Here we are heading to the Lodge. Look how young and skinny!
Flash forward 40 years. On June 9, 2018, Pepper and I watched as Justify took the Triple Crown! It seems that our wedded bliss is good for racehorses. Pep says we should watch another on our 80th anniversary.
Forty years married. Dang. I guess we'll keep one another around.
What a guy!
Tuesday, June 12, 2018
How Refreshing!
I witnessed something delightful today at the Krogerville.
I was in line at a check-out counter behind a young mother who was unloading her basket while her elementary age children were snooping around the candy and gum displays. The daughter, probably 10 or so, wore her down until the mother gave in to her pleas for mints. "But," the mother insisted, only get a small box, not that big one." So the little girl bounced over to the next aisle in search of a small box.
"Molly!" the mother called. "There's a small box over here." But the little girl didn't understand what her mother had said.
This is where it gets good.
Instead of yelling "What?!" to her mother, the girl said. "Ma'am?"
The mother repeated, and again the girl replied, "Ma'am?" She finally understood the third time around and returned to our aisle. I smiled a big ol' smile to myself.
How many children these days do you know who address their parents (and other adults) as Sir and Ma'am? Not too darn many, I'm here to tell you.
After she paid and was heading out I pulled the young mother aside and told her that I just had to compliment her on her daughter's manners, and that witnessing how well-behaved she is simply made my day.
She smiled a big ol' smile, too, thanked me, and said,"It's still going to be a long summer!"
I think I made her day, too.
I was in line at a check-out counter behind a young mother who was unloading her basket while her elementary age children were snooping around the candy and gum displays. The daughter, probably 10 or so, wore her down until the mother gave in to her pleas for mints. "But," the mother insisted, only get a small box, not that big one." So the little girl bounced over to the next aisle in search of a small box.
"Molly!" the mother called. "There's a small box over here." But the little girl didn't understand what her mother had said.
This is where it gets good.
Instead of yelling "What?!" to her mother, the girl said. "Ma'am?"
The mother repeated, and again the girl replied, "Ma'am?" She finally understood the third time around and returned to our aisle. I smiled a big ol' smile to myself.
How many children these days do you know who address their parents (and other adults) as Sir and Ma'am? Not too darn many, I'm here to tell you.
After she paid and was heading out I pulled the young mother aside and told her that I just had to compliment her on her daughter's manners, and that witnessing how well-behaved she is simply made my day.
She smiled a big ol' smile, too, thanked me, and said,"It's still going to be a long summer!"
I think I made her day, too.
Monday, June 11, 2018
Charles Krauthammer Faces the End
Last Friday, FOX News released a letter from Charles Krauthammer. I initially hoped that he was announcing his return to the panel on Bret Baier's Special Report.
Mr. Krauthammer never failed to impress me (or amuse me!), but his return is not meant to be. The following is a letter from him to his public, announcing not his return, but his imminent death:
Elegant and graceful to the end.
His was a life well-lived. He excelled at most everything instead of pouting at the hard hand that life had dealt him. Godspeed, good sir. I shall miss you.
Mr. Krauthammer never failed to impress me (or amuse me!), but his return is not meant to be. The following is a letter from him to his public, announcing not his return, but his imminent death:
A letter from Charles Krauthammer:
I have been uncharacteristically silent these past ten months. I had thought that silence would soon be coming to an end, but I’m afraid I must tell you now that fate has decided on a different course for me.
In August of last year, I underwent surgery to remove a cancerous tumor in my abdomen. That operation was thought to have been a success, but it caused a cascade of secondary complications – which I have been fighting in hospital ever since. It was a long and hard fight with many setbacks, but I was steadily, if slowly, overcoming each obstacle along the way and gradually making my way back to health.
However, recent tests have revealed that the cancer has returned. There was no sign of it as recently as a month ago, which means it is aggressive and spreading rapidly. My doctors tell me their best estimate is that I have only a few weeks left to live. This is the final verdict. My fight is over.
I wish to thank my doctors and caregivers, whose efforts have been magnificent. My dear friends, who have given me a lifetime of memories and whose support has sustained me through these difficult months. And all of my partners at The Washington Post, Fox News, and Crown Publishing.
Lastly, I thank my colleagues, my readers, and my viewers, who have made my career possible and given consequence to my life’s work. I believe that the pursuit of truth and right ideas through honest debate and rigorous argument is a noble undertaking. I am grateful to have played a small role in the conversations that have helped guide this extraordinary nation’s destiny.
I leave this life with no regrets. It was a wonderful life – full and complete with the great loves and great endeavors that make it worth living. I am sad to leave, but I leave with the knowledge that I lived the life that I intended.
Elegant and graceful to the end.
His was a life well-lived. He excelled at most everything instead of pouting at the hard hand that life had dealt him. Godspeed, good sir. I shall miss you.
Thursday, June 7, 2018
A Little Laundry Levity
Pepper got some new golf shirts recently, so when I started sorting the dirty clothes this morning I had to check the instruction label to see whether they needed to be hung to dry or could be put in the dryer. Here is the label:
Not as funny as the one that advises to "remove baby before laundering" but clever enough to warrant a giggle, which is always welcome on laundry day.
I wonder why the French instructions didn't include the giggles? Nah -- I don't think I want to go there.
Not as funny as the one that advises to "remove baby before laundering" but clever enough to warrant a giggle, which is always welcome on laundry day.
I wonder why the French instructions didn't include the giggles? Nah -- I don't think I want to go there.
Tuesday, June 5, 2018
The Dilemma of Convenience
My OCD went into hyperdrive today at the grocery.
My Kroger (that I call "Krogerville" because it's so big it should have its own zip code) offers two sizes of shopping carts: the standard big one and a shorter, two-tier, smaller one. I appreciate the smaller ones because I'm too short to unload the larger ones easily. I usually find one in the parking lot and push it inside the store because there are times when all the smaller ones are outside.
It's nice to have the choice, but the choice presents a big problem in the parking lot "Cart Corrals."
Unthinking people often just shove their empty carts into the Corrals, willy-nilly, order and symmetry be damned, with big ones looking all sideways and catty-wampus, or smaller ones shoved haphazardly into larger ones. Or, worse, they just shove the carts in the general direction of the Corrals, not caring whether the carts actually get into the Corrals. And don't get me started on the trash left in the carts!
I'm usually able to ignore all that disorder by just closing my eyes to it and scurrying back to my car.
Today, however, something in my growing-feebler-by-the-day brain snapped, and I found myself straightening not one, but TWO messy Corrals. I worked up a pretty good sweat, but at least I didn't draw a crowd of puzzled onlookers.
The Corrals looked much more orderly, and my blood pressure quickly dropped back down to its normal as a result.
I may need professional help.
My Kroger (that I call "Krogerville" because it's so big it should have its own zip code) offers two sizes of shopping carts: the standard big one and a shorter, two-tier, smaller one. I appreciate the smaller ones because I'm too short to unload the larger ones easily. I usually find one in the parking lot and push it inside the store because there are times when all the smaller ones are outside.
It's nice to have the choice, but the choice presents a big problem in the parking lot "Cart Corrals."
Unthinking people often just shove their empty carts into the Corrals, willy-nilly, order and symmetry be damned, with big ones looking all sideways and catty-wampus, or smaller ones shoved haphazardly into larger ones. Or, worse, they just shove the carts in the general direction of the Corrals, not caring whether the carts actually get into the Corrals. And don't get me started on the trash left in the carts!
I'm usually able to ignore all that disorder by just closing my eyes to it and scurrying back to my car.
Today, however, something in my growing-feebler-by-the-day brain snapped, and I found myself straightening not one, but TWO messy Corrals. I worked up a pretty good sweat, but at least I didn't draw a crowd of puzzled onlookers.
The Corrals looked much more orderly, and my blood pressure quickly dropped back down to its normal as a result.
I may need professional help.
Monday, June 4, 2018
Clever Canine Manipulations
Mysti Girl is so funny, and pretty clever.
Our Doggie Girls like to cuddle with me on the couch during the evening, and it varies who gets the plum seat next to me, usually first-come, first-served. But when the Son's pup, Chelsea Belle, was staying with us during his deployment, she often got the spot closest to me because she is small enough to sit on the footrest of the recliner without collapsing it.
Chelsea is also a titch toy-crazy. She will show you a toy in her mouth while waggling her rear end all over the place for hours. And Mama Mysti took note of that.
Around Christmas, when Mysti wanted to sit next to me but found Chelsea already there, that cagey Mama would go in search of a toy and bring it to me. She would then start playing "tug" with me, putting only her front paws on the couch, and pulling the toy perilously close to Chelsea who, of course, couldn't stand not having the toy all to herself. Then Mysti would yank the toy from me and "toss" it across the room. Chelsea, of course, would spring into action and triumphantly leap down to grab the toy before anybody else could . . . while Mysti hopped up on the couch and helped her whole self to my lap.
This is what Mysti looks like when she's feeling close enough to me:
Yap's almost close enough:
They're both pretty darn close:
Last night, Yappy had claimed my lap and Mysti was nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, I heard toenails clicking across the floor and here came Mama Mysti, trotting into the living room, carrying -- you guessed it -- Yap's favorite toy. A few minutes later, Mysti was in my lap, and farther down the couch was this:
Oh, that clever Mama. Sneaky, too. Heh.
Friday, June 1, 2018
A Long, Hot Summer?
Let's see. It's 93 degrees out there, and it's not even officially summer yet. So, should I vacuum the house, or work on a blog post? Hmmm.
Hello, Blogger!
June 1st -- opening day of the 2018 Hurricane Season. It's good not to live on the Gulf Coast anymore!
It's also the ninth anniversary of the Lone Wolf self-radicalized Muslim terrorist attack at a Recruiting Office in Little Rock that killed one soldier and wounded another. The above link is to several Posts I wrote following the attack and trial (including a letter I wrote to then-President Obama concerning his non-response to the events). I thank God to this day for the Patriot Guard (who shielded the family and mourners of PVT Long from that abominable group of people who call themselves a Church), and for the States that now allow Recruiters to arm themselves against another attack like this one.
I hope this summer is a calm one, with no mass murders or terrorist attacks on American soil. Or anywhere else for that matter.
Considering the state of public discourse and tolerance, that may be no more than wishful thinking, but a girl can dream, can't she?
I'm good at dreaming.
Hello, Blogger!
June 1st -- opening day of the 2018 Hurricane Season. It's good not to live on the Gulf Coast anymore!
It's also the ninth anniversary of the Lone Wolf self-radicalized Muslim terrorist attack at a Recruiting Office in Little Rock that killed one soldier and wounded another. The above link is to several Posts I wrote following the attack and trial (including a letter I wrote to then-President Obama concerning his non-response to the events). I thank God to this day for the Patriot Guard (who shielded the family and mourners of PVT Long from that abominable group of people who call themselves a Church), and for the States that now allow Recruiters to arm themselves against another attack like this one.
I hope this summer is a calm one, with no mass murders or terrorist attacks on American soil. Or anywhere else for that matter.
Considering the state of public discourse and tolerance, that may be no more than wishful thinking, but a girl can dream, can't she?
I'm good at dreaming.
Sunday, April 22, 2018
I Guess Maybe It's Like Riding a Bicycle . . .
I wonder if I remember how to publish a post? Maybe I'll just post some pics -- a lot has happened the last year.
The son volunteered to deploy to Kosovo with the Arkansas National Guard 39th Infantry Brigade Combat Team to support NATO. It was a long 10 months, from May 2017 to March 30th!
While he was deployed, we kept one of his dogs, Chelsea Belle (one of the Mysti and Bouie's litter), most of the time. So, yes, we were back to having THREE Labradors most of the time. Remember when the puppies looked like this?
The dogs really enjoyed one another's company and their favorite game was "Who can get in Mom's lap first?" And "Let's see if we can get Mom's place on the couch." They did a lot of napping.
The pups celebrated their 3rd birthday in August. Wow. Three years.
Pepper was inducted as the very first honoree into the University of Central Arkansas ROTC Hall of Fame in the Fall. Pretty cool.
Grandchild #7 (Another boy! That makes 6 boys!) joined the family last month in mid-March! While he and his Mama cooled their heels in the hospital, we kept Persephone, more commonly known as "Persi Pup," another of the litter. So, yes, for a few days we had FOUR Labs, including all three of the Yellows pictured above. I truly wish there was an after-market for Lab fur -- we would be stinking rich!
In addition to those events, we had plenty of misadventures with the oldest Grandchild (he turned 18 this February) who was staying with us most of the time while his Dad was gone. The most interesting one happened the night he snuck out a downstairs window to go to a party and we wound up getting "that" call from the Arkansas Children's Hospital Emergency Department at 0200. While his pride and joy, his Jeep, now rests in pieces, he fortunately didn't do any permanent damage to himself when he drove through a fence while reaching for his cell phone and nearly wound up in a swimming pool. Pepper, however, didn't share that luck; he had a hypoglycemic reaction in the ER, fainted, and smacked his forehead on the floor. Not many 68 year-olds can claim to have been admitted, albeit it briefly, to a Children's Hospital.
There was a Family Vacation on Lake DeGray, another adventure in misadventures in which I ended up in the ER after smacking my head on the bathroom counter and wound up with "Raccoon Eyes." Fortunately there was no skull fracture or brain bleed, but I was quite colorful for a month or so. And, no, I will not post a pic here, even though I did post one on Facebook to beat out the sons-in-law who threatened to do so on their terms.
There was the King Biscuit Blues Festival in the Fall, along with Pepper's 46th Reunion of his Army Flight School class held in Nashville (the Nashville in Tennessee, not the one in Arkansas where my Mama was born). Our first ever trip to The Opry! There were also Thanksgiving, Christmas, no Bowl game for the Razorbacks, the CAMAN Ball in New Orleans (where I got to wear my crown for the first time in a long time!), birthdays, parties, and just a lot of living in general. And the Son came home in time for Easter. Many, many blessings found their way to Moogie's Manor that Easter weekend.
Perhaps the rest of 2018 won't be quite as adventurous. Having 7 grandchildren and a number of granddogs is plenty adventurous in itself! But, having all of them does make for some pretty cute pics. And lots of memories.
The son volunteered to deploy to Kosovo with the Arkansas National Guard 39th Infantry Brigade Combat Team to support NATO. It was a long 10 months, from May 2017 to March 30th!
While he was deployed, we kept one of his dogs, Chelsea Belle (one of the Mysti and Bouie's litter), most of the time. So, yes, we were back to having THREE Labradors most of the time. Remember when the puppies looked like this?
The dogs really enjoyed one another's company and their favorite game was "Who can get in Mom's lap first?" And "Let's see if we can get Mom's place on the couch." They did a lot of napping.
The pups celebrated their 3rd birthday in August. Wow. Three years.
Pepper was inducted as the very first honoree into the University of Central Arkansas ROTC Hall of Fame in the Fall. Pretty cool.
Grandchild #7 (Another boy! That makes 6 boys!) joined the family last month in mid-March! While he and his Mama cooled their heels in the hospital, we kept Persephone, more commonly known as "Persi Pup," another of the litter. So, yes, for a few days we had FOUR Labs, including all three of the Yellows pictured above. I truly wish there was an after-market for Lab fur -- we would be stinking rich!
In addition to those events, we had plenty of misadventures with the oldest Grandchild (he turned 18 this February) who was staying with us most of the time while his Dad was gone. The most interesting one happened the night he snuck out a downstairs window to go to a party and we wound up getting "that" call from the Arkansas Children's Hospital Emergency Department at 0200. While his pride and joy, his Jeep, now rests in pieces, he fortunately didn't do any permanent damage to himself when he drove through a fence while reaching for his cell phone and nearly wound up in a swimming pool. Pepper, however, didn't share that luck; he had a hypoglycemic reaction in the ER, fainted, and smacked his forehead on the floor. Not many 68 year-olds can claim to have been admitted, albeit it briefly, to a Children's Hospital.
There was a Family Vacation on Lake DeGray, another adventure in misadventures in which I ended up in the ER after smacking my head on the bathroom counter and wound up with "Raccoon Eyes." Fortunately there was no skull fracture or brain bleed, but I was quite colorful for a month or so. And, no, I will not post a pic here, even though I did post one on Facebook to beat out the sons-in-law who threatened to do so on their terms.
There was the King Biscuit Blues Festival in the Fall, along with Pepper's 46th Reunion of his Army Flight School class held in Nashville (the Nashville in Tennessee, not the one in Arkansas where my Mama was born). Our first ever trip to The Opry! There were also Thanksgiving, Christmas, no Bowl game for the Razorbacks, the CAMAN Ball in New Orleans (where I got to wear my crown for the first time in a long time!), birthdays, parties, and just a lot of living in general. And the Son came home in time for Easter. Many, many blessings found their way to Moogie's Manor that Easter weekend.
Perhaps the rest of 2018 won't be quite as adventurous. Having 7 grandchildren and a number of granddogs is plenty adventurous in itself! But, having all of them does make for some pretty cute pics. And lots of memories.
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