Saturday, February 27, 2010

Random Saturday Musings


(1) How long does it take for rigor mortis to set in anyway?!?

(2) With no disrespect for the suffering of the Chilean, Japanese, and Haitian peoples intended, my husband and I tried this morning to end-run the Global Warmingists who are certain to insist that the recent uptick in plate tectonics is a consequence of "Climate Change" (da-da-DUNHHHH!!! *cue: scary music*). He beat them to the punch with this theory:

Earthquakes are being caused by the increased pressure on the plate boundaries resulting from the water-weight of melting polar ice caps and glaciers.

Hey -- water-weight is a component of PMS eruptions, so, why not?

Someone will posit this theorem -- just you wait!

2 comments:

  1. Heh. You need to copyright or service mark that theory immediately, coz ya KNOW it'll be stolen.

    Nice postcard, too. ;-)

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  2. Bwahahahahahahahaha!

    Moogie, what Buck said!

    I swear, before this Chilean earthquake fallout is over, Obozo's Seismic Czar will have renamed the tectonic plates beneath Chili as "Bush's Fault."

    I would search the NY Times, and WaPo tomorrow for "Earthquakes are being caused by the increased pressure on the plate boundaries resulting from the water-weight of melting polar ice caps and glaciers."

    You will likely find that your husband's theory is now solid science.

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