So, here's a teaser of that Alaska trip post (or posts!) to come, taken with my phone, no less:
Mendenhall Glacier, near Juneau. Indescribable.
In the meanwhile, until I get enough discipline corralled to do the 50th state justice, I'd like to engage in a little too much TMI so you realize that this is "Semi-Old Folks' Maintenance Week" around Moogie's Manor.
Today I'm on a strictly liquid diet and a fun, fun, fun (not) chugging beverage in preparation for tomorrow morning's routine groggy GI procedure. I expect tomorrow afternoon will revolve around multiple naps and solid food.
Then, Thursday morning I can't apply deodorant or lotion so I can wear that interesting high-fashion gown and get The Girls smashed between those cold radiological plates. You guys who think prostate exams are humiliating ain't got a clue. Going through childbirth seems to take the edge off of the humiliation factor, though. There's just something about the goods being exposed to a roomful of strangers that shatters a timid attitude.
Finally, Thursday afternoon the Roots get a thorough touching up, thus shaving years and many pounds off of the Moogie chassis. Trust me, it'll do the trick! Just go along with me on this, okay?
Then, there's more football in the air for the weekend as SO-F Maintenance Week winds down. Are you ready for a little Woooo Pig Soooieee and Who Dat!!
I love Fall.
Go get your maintenance done.