I told Pepper that Lindsey Graham became the latest to throw his hat into the presidential candidate pool this morning.
He just shook his head. Then he said, in a deep newsanchor-ish tone of voice, "You know? Saturday Night Live should do a news report on that: 'Today, the last eligible U.S. citizen announced his intention to run for President, meaning that everyone in the country is now seeking the presidency. This was good news for Hillary Clinton, because now it will take only two votes to win, and Bill really wants to move back into the White House.'"
My husband, the comedian.
Heh.
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