Well, as a divisible-by-5-and-11 birthday goodie, this absolutely sucks.
Nowhere on my birthday "wish list" did I leave a hint of, "A Photo-Journal Record to Watch as the First Amendment Sinks into the Denver Soil." I'm kinda partial to the First Amendment -- it's nearly as cool as the Second.
The next thing you'll tell me is that there are self-avowed Communists in the White House acting as close "Advisers" to the President. What's that?!?!? The hell, you say?!?!
And here I thought last year's birthday -- 16 hours of which were spent packing & unpacking the car and/or stuck in contraflow traffic on I-55 at 3 m.p.h. with three dogs, no husband, and no bathroom to escape Hurricane Gustav's wrath -- sucked pretty badly.
In retrospect, MoogieB'Day 2008 was a grand fete by comparison.